Smegma lyrics
by Lil Barnacle
[Intro: EDP445]
Good evening Twitter, this is ya' boy Eat Dat pus*y 445
And about like thirty to forty-five minutes ago
I beat the f*ck outta my di*k so goddamn hard
That I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb
And my di*k has also went totally numb (48 on the beat)
To the point where it feels f*cking weird when I go and take a p*ss
[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
I-I just drank milk from a male cow, I don't know how
I think it might have been his di*k in my mouth
I-I-I-I-I took your mother straight to pound town
Pulled up and down and thrusted my c*ck and balls up and down
Call your mom a kraken because she eats a lot of semen
I'm f*cking illegal aliens, you can call me Ben 10
f*ck your dad in the ass and I don't even like men
And I already banged your grandmother, but I'll do it again
I knowingly gave you girlfriend AIDS
I made her drink my p*ss because I told her it was lemonade
My side b*tch is in the third grade
Me and Uncle Ron just ran a train on our sex slave
[Verse 2: Uncle Ron]
f*ck a couple burgers, film and put it on the internet
Point at your mom's pus*y, asking "Is it time for dinner yet?"
I eat ass like Action Bronson eats the steak
Wash it down with a f*ckin' juice that's grape
I put my hard ass di*k between your girl's thighs
When I hit Drake's DMs that little b*tch replies
Who wants to suck on my di-di-di*k until it sh*ts p*ss?
I f*cked your dad while eating peanut butter Ritz bits
This ain't meme rap, this is cream rap
I see your dad's ass and you know I gotta cream that
Who you know fresher than Ron, riddle me that
I saw a little girl, she said "Fiddle me, Cap"
At the waffle house with my African goddess
My Nubians attend your girls, f*ckin' slob b*tch
I'm with a b*tch that's Slavic
Underage the hottest
My teeth are the rottest
It's not erectile dysfunction, my di*k's just being modest