Pope Song lyrics
by Tim Minchin
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, he's a f*cking motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the f*cking f*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, he's a total f*cking f*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*cking f*ck the motherf*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, f*ck the motherf*cking pope
f*ck the motherf*cker, and f*ck you, motherf*cker
If you think that motherf*cker is sacred
If you cover for another motherf*cker who's a kiddie f*cker
f*ck you, you're no better than the motherf*cking rapist
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherf*cker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then f*ck you, motherf*cker - this is language one employs
When one is f*cking cross about f*ckers f*cking boys
I don't give a f*ck if calling the pope a motherf*cker
Makes you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with other f*cking godly motherf*ckers
I'm not interested right now in f*cking scriptural debate
There are other f*cking songs, and there are other f*cking ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other f*cking days
But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie f*cker
Then pope or prince or plumber, you're a f*cking motherf*cker
You see, I don't give a f*ck what any other motherf*cker
Believes about Jesus and his motherf*cking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these f*ckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of f*cking moral authority
And, with threats of hell, impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherf*ckers, can expect some f*cking wrath
When it turn out you've been f*cking us in our motherf*cking asses
So f*ck the motherf*cker, and f*ck you motherf*cker
If you're still a motherf*cking papist
If he covered for a single motherf*cker who's a kiddie f*cker
f*ck the motherf*cker, he's as evil as the rapist
And if you look into your motherf*cking heart and tell me true
If this motherf*cking stupid f*cking song offended you
With its filthy f*cking language and its f*cking disrespect
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter
But if you find me more offensive than the f*cking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting f*cking fiddly
Then listen to me, motherf*cker, this here is a fact:
You are just as morally misguided as that motherf*cking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid f*cking hat