Watch Me Flex (Bonus Track) lyrics

Yeah I practice grade 5 mathematics on an apparatus just to gain some f*cking status
The baddest kid you ever f*cking met
Pretty stupid, trying to throw rocks at a motherf*cking jet
Slept on, probably not, my sh*t’s filthy f*cking hot
It really don’t matter what kinda weed I got
All right Scott enough with the ego
Leggo my Eggo before I kill a hundred people
This track is just a prequel to a horrific scene
Where people walk on their hands and Snak’s known as clean
I’ve been running game for years
Blood, sweat, and tears, as I emerge wack cats disappear
The sh*t that I say make a sane man freak
A sober man tweak, a tough guy look weak
A cool dude a geek, unproductive? f*ck no
We in so deep like eight days a week
Yo I’m a dirty dude always in the news
Smelling like booze scheming on some motherf*cking food
Macaroni and hot sauce, make everything no-cost
At the liquor store looking like I’m f*cking lost
Wearing a shirt that says Boss that I bought it at ross
I got dirt, bloody, and gasoline all over my paws
I need no introduction, catch me eating at your barbeque, at your family function
Something something something
No where’s where I’m from, just some redneck sc*m
With that hairy itchy bum, I’m far from well hung
My di*k’s real small and it’s got a lot of hair
Looks like a little man sitting on a beanbag chair
Nobody cares, not even me
Intentionally slip a roofie in my own f*cking drink
Just to feel the effects, double penetrate your mind
But not like sex, watch me flex