SIMP lyrics
by CHVSE
[Verse 1: CHVSE]
Look, if she ain't f*ckin', I tell her to suck it and get on her knees (Please!)
Uh, need me a baddie to flunk out of school 'cause she doublin' D's
This ain't my only plan (Huh?), 'cause I ain't your only man (Nah)
You takin' a pic of your titties and sellin' that sh*t on your OnlyFans (Ugh!)
You ain't my only fan (Fan), so please get the f*ck off my page (Bye!)
Get you a job, somethin' respectable where you don't f*ck to get paid (Paid)
'Cause nobody thinkin' it's cute (Nah), your daddy gon' think you a sl*t (Yeah)
I know you got issues with him and you tryna cope by postin' your butt! Uh (What?)
Open it up, if you got money, you open it up
Postin' wit' di*k while it's pokin your c*nt, chokin' your ego while chokin' on c*m (Hoo!)
And hope he don't wan't proposal with love, but he know you f*ckin' with [?] (Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo—)
Bet you ain't eatin' and now we can see your pus*y is punchin' and pourin' with nut (—Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!)
Ironic, you claimin' you do sh*t (Huh?), 'cause all of you b*tches the same (Yeah)
I had to work for the clout, you usin' your pus*y to push you to fame (True)
I ain't a simp, deny it (No), either I hit or "Bye, b*tch!" (Bye!)
I don't got the time to throw you a dime and sit with you b*tchin' [?]
[Chorus: CHVSE & DK, CHVSE]
b*tch, you a simp
Puttin' a pus*y [?] baby, I know (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Givin' you money for sh*t that I got on the low (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
f*ck around and tell it how it is (Is)
b*tch, you a simp
b*tch, you a simp, b*tch, you a simp (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Puttin' a pus*y [?] baby, I know (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Givin' you money for sh*t that I got on the low (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
f*ck around and tell it how it is (Is)
b*tch, you a simp
b*tch, you a simp, b*tch, you a simp (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
[Verse 2: DK]
If she don't be f*ckin', then I'ma be f*ckin' her friends, tell her again (Tell her!)
I said it, I meant it, don't like it, then suck on my di*k, this for the men (Yeah)
All of the b*tches be thinkin' that pus*y is gold, they need to wake up (Wake up)
Got a b*tch callin' me ugly, look at her pics, she covered in makeup (True!)
I'll tell a b*tch "Take your ass to the kitchen and make me a sandwich" (Pfft)
She think that she gonna spend all my money? Well, sorry to ruin your plan, b*tch
You need to work on a plan B (Yeah), start by takin' a Plan B (Yeah)
'Cause I broke the rubber and I ain't got any intention becomin' a papi (None)
So many b*tches say "papi" (Ayy), b*tch, you ain't even Hispanic (Yeah)
I put the tip in and I feel like c*mmin', and now I am startin' to panic (Ah, sh*t)
I heard this song by J-Lo (J-Lo), I thought the sh*t was wank (Wank)
You're not my momma, but I can assure you that I'm not your personal bank (Yeah)
Or your security guard (Yeah), so better protect yourself (For real)
Study Jiu Jitsu, Karate, whatever you want, go and get you a belt (Hiya!)
'Cause I don't need you, b*tch, I cook and wash my own clothes (Yeah)
Plus I know it's impossible to find me a woman that don't moan
[Chorus: CHVSE & DK, CHVSE]
b*tch, you a simp
Puttin' a pus*y [?] baby, I know (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Givin' you money for sh*t that I got on the low (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
f*ck around and tell it how it is (Is)
b*tch, you a simp
b*tch, you a simp, b*tch, you a simp (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Puttin' a pus*y [?] baby, I know (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
Givin' you money for sh*t that I got on the low (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp
f*ck around and tell it how it is (Is)
b*tch, you a simp
b*tch, you a simp, b*tch, you a simp (Woah)
b*tch, you a simp