Interrogation lyrics

{Baku}
What the f*ck?
Dawg, I O
BLITERATED y'all b*tches!

{Police}
𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋

{Lil' Broomstick}
Yeah, come pick me up.

{Baku}
Bullsh*t! THAT'S BULLsh*t!

{Police}
𝓢 𝓤 𝓑 𝓙 𝓤 𝓖 𝓐 𝓣 𝓘 𝓞 𝓝

[The scene transitions to Baku in an interrogation room.]

{Bailiff}
Welcome to the interrogAAAAAAAAAAAÆtion.
The detective gon' come thru, and when he do...
You better 𝕱𝕰𝕾𝕾
𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚 𝓤𝓟

{Baku}
You need to pipe...
𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕱𝖀𝕮𝕶 𝕯𝕺𝖂𝕹

{Bailiff}
You facin' 30.

{Baku}
Sheeeeet, I ain't facin' NO jail time, that's for GODDAMN sure.

{Bailiff}
𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖚. 𝖜𝖊'𝖑𝖑 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖘.
[Enter Obito Uchiha (or Tobi).]

{Obito}
Y'all ordered the chicken
𝓑𝓘𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓣?

{Baku}
No?

{Obito}
Oh damn.
I ain't supposed to be here.

{Bailiff}
𝔂𝓮𝓪 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓪. 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷
𝓑𝓘𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓣
𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓸-

{Obito}
Yo don't worry bout the chicken biskit, I'll rock your sh*t.
𝓢𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷..
𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓.

{Bailiff}
Hand off the chicken bisk-
{Obito}
カムイ

[The screen, zoomed in on Bailiff, distorts. Cut to Baku.]

{Baku}
Oh, jailbreak?
I'm gettin' my b*tchass
𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚 𝓞𝓤𝓣𝓣𝓐 𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓔!

[Enter Swagkage.]

{Swag}
You're not going anywhere.

{Baku}
Y'all gotta quit slammin' these damn doors...

{Swag}
You ain't sh*t in this room.
You gettin' locked up, I guaranTEE you do 30.

{Baku}
You actin' real f*ckin bold for an NPC, buddy.

{Swag}
NPC stands for shut your stupid 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖚𝖕.

{Baku}
That's the wrong f*ckin letters dawg.

{Swag}
Listen.
We know what you did.
Start confessin'.

{Baku}
I mighta been thuggin'.

{Swag}
That speeding ticket ain't no joke!

{Baku}
Yeah it is.

{Swag}
So what the f*ck is up?
You doin'
85 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 25?

{Baku}
I'll KILL motherf*ckers before I obey them traffic laws.

{Swag}
I can respect that.
But I thought you were keeping it 100.

{Baku}
Round the f*ck up then!

{Swag}
What's up with the pizza with the f*ckin bone in it?
We heard about that
𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙.

{Baku}
You thought I was bullsh*ttin'?
I asked for that pizza
🅱️𝓞𝓝𝓔𝓛𝓔𝓢𝓢

{Swag}
Oh you FOR SURE f*ckin' around.

{Baku}
I admit, I was bullsh*ttin'.

{Swag}
We knew that.
Couple of people went missing recently.
You know anything about that?

{Baku}
About what?

{Swag}
The missing people!

{Baku}
YOU did that sh*t!

{Swag}
𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉?!

{Baku}
I've been seeing a lot of motherf*ckers gettin into cop cars.
Not a whole lot gettin' out.

{Swag}
They ain't gettin out cause we got em
𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐 𝖚𝖕.

{Baku}
𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝕃𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕐 𝕀 𝔻𝕆ℕ'𝕋 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎ℍ𝕆𝕃𝔼 ℙ𝕆𝕃𝕀ℂ𝔼 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ 𝕌ℙ!

{Swag}
Bring in the guns.

[Two robots bring rifles in the room.]

{Baku}
Y'all f*ckass cops
on some BULL.

{Swag}
No more f*ckin around.

[Swag's eye triggers.]

{Baku}
Ah sh*t!

{Swag}
I'm gonna end this.

{Baku}
You ain't ending sh*t!
Swear on
ㄚ 乇 乇 乇 乙 ㄚ

[Baku goes under a dramastic change while Kanye West appears behind him.]

{Swag}
𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐞?!

{Baku}
Persona!
Ŧยςк є๓ ยק кคภץє

{Swag}
This is some f*ck sh*t!
A M A T E R A S U
(f*ck, my voice cracked there. my bad.)
A♥M♥A♥T♥E♥R♥A♥S♥U

[Obito appears.]

{Obito}
Oh y'all f*ckin around, huh?
see ya

{Swag}
Dawg, just f*ckING CONFESS!

{Baku}
I didn't do that sh*t.
Ꭹ Ꮛ Ꮛ Ꮛ Ꮦ

{Swag}
คl๓iງhtฯ pนŞh

[Fade to black.]

{Swag}
You f*cked up.
But you had this sh*t comin'.

{Baku}
Imma get out this b*tch, and Imma come find you.

{Swag}
Don't even try. You're doing life.

{Baku}
It was a f*cking speeding ticket...

{Swag}
Have fun rotting in prison, b*tch.

{Swag slams the door and leaves. End episode.}