Everyone i know is John F. Kennedy lyrics

[INTRO]

KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY EVERYONE I KNOW IS f*ckIN' KENNEDY

[VERSE 1]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY di*k. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, f*ck THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY sh*t

[VERSE 2]

MY FANS ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY b*tchES ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY MOM IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY f*ckIN' GRANDMA IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY UNCLE WORKS IN TRUCKIN' AND EVEN HE IS JOHN F. KENNEDY

[VERSE 3]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY di*k. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, f*ck THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY sh*t

[VERSE 4]

MY CAR IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY DOG IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, THE LOCAL BARTENDER IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY RECORD LABEL IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY HOUSE IS JOHN f*ckING FITZGERALD KENNEDY THIS ISN'T EVEN A f*ckING SONG ANYMORE, JOHN F. KENNEDY'S A WHORE

[VERSE 5]

JOHN F. KENNEDY CAN SUCK MY di*k. I KNOW IT"S DISRESPECTFUL BUT, f*ck THAT PRICK. HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE EVEN WHEN I STROKE MY sh*t

[VERSE 6]
MY SHOES ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY FOOD IS JOHN F. KENNEDY, MY COUSINS ARE JOHN F, KENNEDY, THE POLICE ARE JOHN F. KENNEDY, ALL REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS IN MY CITY ARE ALL JOHN F. f*ckING KENNEDY

[VERSE 7]

*the Kennedys surround Biggies house as we hear a shotgun c*ck*

IM ABOUTTA f*ckING KILL A n*ggA. WHAT THE f*ck IS GOING ON?

*shotgun misfires and biggie shoots himself in the leg*

f*ck

*biggie falls to the floor as screams of the damned ensue*

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

*the Kennedys close in on Biggie Cheese's body rolling on the floor, chanting a long forgotten demonic ritual*

LEAVE ME ALONE

*earth shatters and satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls*

FILTHY n*ggAS LEAVE ME ALONE I SAY

*the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself*
[OUTRO]

KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY, KENNEDY EVERYONE I KNOW IS f*ckIN' KENNEDY- n*ggA WHAT THE ACTUAL f*ck

*Biggie Cheese manages to utter one final verse before existence as we know it comes to an end*