WIZARD! lyrics

[Intro: damienfarron, NIKHEDONIA & Jim c*mmings]
(According to all known laws of aviation) Yah, real trap sh*t
Yeah (There is no way that a bee should be able to fly)
Melvin in this sh*t, huh!
And Cornelius too!

[Hook: damienfarron & NIKHEDONIA]
Ouu, I am a wizard (Poof)
I point my wand at my di*k, it get bigger (Boi-oi-oi-oing!)
Ouu, ouu, bust in your sister (Ouu)
'tech in my cup and I feel like the witcher (Magic)
Ouu, ouu, she wanna smash? (Wha'?)
Girl, I main Ness, I'm gon' whoop on your ass (Wha'?)
3-0 a bih 'cause her Kirby is trash (Aye)
PK Fire and I turn her to ash (Poof)

[Bridge 1: NIKHEDONIA & damienfarron]
Melvin, please don't hack my World of Warcraft account!
Naw, f*ck that
Your sh*t is now my crap
b*tch, install Minecraft
Running up, you catch hands (Yah)
Aye, aye

[Verse 1: damienfarron]
She's bipolar, she's a witch (A witch)
She do magic on my di*k (Poof)
She's unstable, got big tits (Boobies)
BPD with a side of b*tch (Aye-huh)
I was out in London (E-yeah)
di*k up in yo' b*tches stomach (Oh)
Make-up on her face be running (Honk)
These are big bands you see me thumbing, uh (My inhaler! Ah!)
[Bridge 2: damienfarron]
Where's my inhaler, Cornelius? I can't find it, ah

[Verse 2: NIKHEDONIA]
Posted with the ​g​lock, middle finger to the opps (Opps!)
Your girl in my dungeon, Bad Dragon up in her arse (Ow!)
A nerd on a beat is like a vegan on my meat (Yum!)
I'm six foot and ripped, but your girlfriend send me feet (Soles!)
f*ck Star Wars (Blegh!), Star Trek master-race (Mmm)
If you disagree, I put the yoppa to yo' face (Ruff! Pow!)
My name is Cornelius, but yo' girlfriend call me "Babe" (Ouu)
Cosby on the beat, the way this sh*t is getting raped (Allegedly)

[Hook: damienfarron & NIKHEDONIA]
Ouu, I am a wizard (Poof)
I point my wand at my di*k, it get bigger (Boi-oi-oi-oing!)
Ouu, ouu, bust in your sister (Ouu)
'tech in my cup and I feel like the witcher (Magic)
Ouu, ouu, she wanna smash? (Wha'?)
Girl, I main Ness, I'm gon' whoop on your ass (Expelliarmus!)
3-0 a bih 'cause her Kirby is trash
PK Fire and I turn her to ash (Poof)

[Outro: NIKHEDONIA]
AOKI boys
Yeah! Uh!