Silly b*tch (Skit) lyrics

[Guy]
Welcome back, Linda
How is your vacation?

[Silly b*tch]
Great, I really got a lot of rest
Hey, what's this?

[Guy]
It’s a telephone answering machine

[Silly b*tch]
Oh, yeah? How does it work?

[Guy]
It's ease: before you leave the office
Turn this dial to "Answer"
And push the "On" button

[Silly b*tch]
Like this?

[Guy]
Yeah, that's right

[Silly b*tch]
This coffee maker’s new too
How does it work?
[Guy]
Well, you put coffee in here
And water in here
And you turn on the machine

[Silly b*tch]
Hey, let's [?] now: where's the coffee?

[Guy]
There's any left