Unf*ckWithAble (Funk Volume Contest 3rd Place Winner) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Uh
If you don't want G-Mo to take off
You can open your mouth and deep-throat a chainsaw
Y'all Hollywood rappers take me as a joke
But the joke's over b*tch 'cause I'm finna catapult
There ain't a motherf*cker living that can rap as dope (no)
There ain't a motherf*cker spitting that's half as gross (no)
Babysitter that'll turn your baby into tuna casserole
And when you get home tell you to have a bowl (filth)
I'm a sick bast*rd
Take a little kid's hamster
Squeeze it until it's eyes pop and give it a kiss after
Diss rappers
Eat 'em up like Rittz crackers
I done shattered more dreams than the wishmaster
You ain't finna win just because you spit faster
You Tech N9ne biters need to learn how to get swagger
Stick my di*k in a chick's bladder
And b*tch slap her
Right before I p*ss on her titties and f*cking kidnap her

[Chorus]
I'm unf*ckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
I said I'm unf*ckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
[Verse 2]
Yo
Now I'm back up in that ass like Lemmiwinks
Handicap killer, who gives a f*ck what Timmy thinks? (Timmy!)
Roll his wheelchair right into a busy street (b*tch)
And watch a greyhound knock his ass fifty feet
Killing anything you see me on
So cold I'll make Amber Rose put a beanie on
Cold as a huge glacier
MTV Room Raiders
Found the dead bodies now I'm in the newspapers (oh my god!)
You're about to witness primeval
Every line's lethal
Ain't a single line that defines peaceful
I have a couch made of nine people (swag)
And a Charles Manson shrine; my house'll make your spine tingle
I take a hit of Ritalin before I'm spitting it
So I don't spazz out and spill blood of the innocent
I'm on stage acting ignorant
So if you're in the front row get ready to lose a ligament
But I'm losing fans because a lot of times
People come to my shows happy and leave traumatized
Any beat you pass me I f*cking sodomize
And send it back with jizz dripping from the bottom side
b*tch
[Chorus]
I'm unf*ckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals
I said I'm unf*ckwithable
And I ain't worried 'bout nothing but my genitals