The Last Filthbender lyrics
by G-Mo Skee
[Intro]
"We have only 35 chambers, there is no 36th"
I know that but I want to create a new chamber
"Oh? and what would that be?"
So it was written
Young G-Mo set off on his quest
His final quest
[Verse]
Yo
I have a confession to make
Listen close to the rest of the tape
There's been some confusion well today I'm setting it straight
Back when I was in the cradle
My cousin dropped me on a glass table
Thank God my neck didn't break
Next thing you know I was making hella messes
Getting stranger and stranger as life progresses
Young and restless
Had sex for the first time when I was seven with a b*tch named Alexis
In elementary I almost got arrested
I threatened to burn the school down in the principle's presence
Sent me home with a message
But on the under
I came back to school and set fire to the dumpsters
The end of junior high
I fought another student Chai
He was my friend but a sucker got into his mind
He put me in a headlock, I couldn't take a breath
So I bit his arm; it was my first taste of flesh
I was locked on for five minutes maybe less
I heard his skin crunch now my damn face is wet
Meanwhile n*ggas hitting me trying to make me let go
So I swallowed the blood wiped my face and left
In high school I got p*ssy drunk
Pulled up to a liquor store with a BB gun
And told a bum I had change for him
Tried to shoot him when he came towards it
But the gun shot a blank on him
These are just a couple events
I'm convinced
Made me a filthy son of a b*tch
That's why I'm the man I am today
And why I say all the sh*t that I plan to say
Probably
When my cousin dropped me
It caused me
To be a sick f*ck and it's coming back to haunt me
Or maybe the things I seen before
I was mature
Well sh*t, one things for sure
The last filthbender's back
With the homicidal rap
Number one contender for the hardcore title match
Beat you with a paddle with a motherf*cking bible strapped
Make you memorize Matthew, the final act
I'm so ill I'm finna bring the West Nile back
Now turn around b*tch get ready for a spinal tap
I laugh at that kinda crap
Told Jason Voorhees to autograph my new machete and sign an axe
f*ck with me I'll leave your b*tch's vagina fat
Oozing with puss, crusty's trying to fight the clap
Twisted nature
Fit the neighbours
In a refrigerator
Next to the jelly and the chicken baster
Give a kidney transplant blindfolded
Listening to opera music while I slice open
Your wife's colon
She just might die choking
I'm high on the job and my f*cking knife's broken
Surprise Token
The new black kid in South Park just left your left eye swollen
So him in his backyard with a guy frozen
He had a pair of safety goggles on his eyes scoped in
I'm so dirty you would still get an STD
Having sex with me
While using five Trojans
I see you listening to my mixtape with the blinds open
I'm just waiting for the right moment
In a few seconds I'mma make your head explode
Then jump on an airplane headed to Mexico
Now lights out motherf*cker let the credits roll