Brace Yourself lyrics

(Verse 1: G-Mo)
As a four year old
I was eating Oreos
Getting sucked through a glory hole
Slapping b*tches on the Maury Show
You know how the story goes
b*tch that ain't my f*cking baby, I just can't afford it ho

Maybe it's Nobe's son
I know I'm not the only one
To put a hole in one without a rubber, she's an open sl*t
I'm going nuts, I'm coconuts
Curb stomp you in Platforms, your f*cking skull will crush

It's hardcore, not Blue Clues
I'm from South Park & I say what I choose to
You can take this f*cking verse straight to the Newsroom
& print it on the front page of your paper, make it huge dude

Illmaculate theif, strapped to the teeth
The f*cking cops ain't capturing me
When I'm clapping the heat
You can be innocent or with the sh*t
I'm hitting everything but little kids
pus*ys
(Hook: G-Mo)
Better Brace Yourself, Muhf*cka better Brace Yourself
Better bang yourself, c*ck the shotgun back then bang yourself
Better Brace Yourself, Muhf*cka better Brace Yourself
Better brang some help, cause I'll leave your ass missing like Dave Chappelle

(Verse 2: G-Mo)
Do I play games? sh*t nah! Tell Jigsaw
That I'll cut his mothaf*ckin' lips off! Get lost
When I come through with the blades & razors
Got the kids yelling "Stranger danger!"

Chase the neighbors dressed like a f*cking caped crusader
Here to get rid of you fakes & haters! f*ck all yall!
Oddball, in the third grade playing dodgeball
Ass naked with socks on, it's not wrong

If you ask me, I'm a dam beast
Dead bodies in the backseat from last week so pass me
The doobie. Hip Hop, I'm back up in that booty
Spitting this sick sh*t, hawking loogies. I'm loony

I'll wrap f*cking dog in a spider web and bite his head
Chop him up and fry his legs like a China man
& if P.E.D.A. expects me to b*tch up and sympathize
They can just eat sh*t & die....
b*tch
(Hook: G-Mo)
Better Brace Yourself, Muhf*cka better Brace Yourself
Better bang yourself, c*ck the shotgun back then bang yourself
Better Brace Yourself, Muhf*cka better Brace Yourself
Better brang some help, cause I'll leave your ass missing like Dave Chappelle