The Real Slim Shady Freestyle lyrics

[Verse 1]
Westwood, you know we getting cash right?
Bad b*tch, she gon' shake her ass right
I'm like damn baby, where you from?
What's your name?
You familiar did I meet you in the past life?
I can give you all this money if you act right
I'm'a throw you all this money if you act right
I'm'a throw you all this money if you act right (Uh)
I'm'a throw you all this money if you act right
Then again I ain't paying for pus*y, you rookie
Choppa on my hip, it's shootin' (Uh, uh)
Hold up
Choppa on my hip and it's bad like Meagan Goody
Bad lil b*tch, she gon' give me all the cookies
Bad lil b*tch and she thick, lookin' like Snooki
Got a problem with me I'm'a shoot it like a movie (Uh)
That's just how it is, I'm Khalifa with the reefer
But I've never been a Wiz this is grown man's sh*t
This is not for little kids even though I'm going hard
Like a n*gga Little Bill got the molly in the drink
I'm'a crack a seal, run up on me you get popped like I'm poppin' all the pills
Spazing on every track, I battle rap
Anyone that's gon' battle rap, come battle that
I feel like Shaquille O'Neil, when I shoot
Choppa gon' break the glass, ra-ta-tat
I don't got time for snakes, no time for rats
I'm smokin' pack, I'm selling crack, bring it back
Run up on me, cool that choppa on me, get you clapped
Matter of fact, you don't know how to act
I'm a real ass n*gga, drill ass n*gga
Go-and-pop-a-pill-ass n*gga, real-ass n*gga
f*ck how you feel lil n*gga, I'm real lil n*gga
I'm sick, I'm ill lil n*gga, for real lil n*gga (Uh)
Freestyle off the dome, kickin' it for real
In the cut, totin' my steel like Keel
If you don't kill a motherf*cker, f*ck it, I will
You better start riding your wheel, for real