Taylor Swift song lyrics

You said that you were 25, but your diaper says otherwise
I was going to change you, but you told me lies
I really loved you, but now I want you to die
I caught you cheating, don't even lie
Oh, wait, that was me, you're still a bad guy
So now I might as well go to a buffet and cry
Just leave me alone, I'm tryna eat this pie

You sprayed my heart with mace
I wanna throw a fire hydrant at your face
Don't run away, it's not a race
Too lazy to make lyrics, so here's a blank space

You can't leave me, 'cause I'm pregnant
If you leave, I'll make it an Ellen segment
He said, b*tch you thought, I'm staying independent
Besides, you look like an eggplant
You broke my heart, so I will break your neck
Now the cops are comin', aw, heck
Maybe I shouldn't make death threats
It's a love story, baby just say, Shrek