The Broom lyrics
by Lady Sovereign
[Chorus: (x2)]
If u beat ur bredrin wif a broom n she dnt get up
Call de ambulance n tell em that she jus got wack up
It's like nee naw bang bang nee naw bang bang nee naw bang bang thats what i sang
If ur drivin me crazy, thats what she said like she waz Britney
Ar u takin summet u really shudnt cuz ya name ain't Whitney
Stupid lil b*tch dnt u eva start a riot
If u wanna b startin sumfin, y not start a diet?
Now neva eva eva eva eva drink Stella
Cuz it will send u spinnin lyk a helicopter propeller
Like peanut butta nutella u nutty b*tch
Huh
Dnt make me switch
[Chorus (x2)]
She gave me a fat lip, what's u drinkin cats p*ss?
U failed actress, put blood on ya matress
U had 2 clean it up.. aww
U stupid f*ck
b*tch did u jus call me a shmuck?
Dnt push ur luck!
She broke ma glasses, i tell u wot dey wernt cheap
Mayb she wus jealous ov d property dat i keep
U P.I.G u shud hav grown up on the prairy
b*tch, neva eva eva get lairy agen..
[Chorus (x2)]
Ok so dis is wot happened
She invited me 2 her house
An when i got der she was all lyk 'rrrrr im crazy'
My frendz wer der, her frendz wer der
She was jus actin lyk a (?)
'errrrrr'
Shut up, i neva eva try n pop violent agen, cuz i will pick up ur broom n will b cleanin ur house
Chorus (x2)