Tongpo lyrics
by Action Bronson
[Intro: Action Bronson]
Turbo
Hahahaha
Ah, yeah, yeah
Doctor Baklava, motherf*cker
Uh, uh
Yeah, Queens sh*t (Hahahaha)
[Verse 1: Action Bronson]
Hit the button on the ejection seat
'Cause I don't want no motherf*ckers next to me
Seven-foot Sicilians dealin' ecstasy, make 'em do the pepper seed
And I'm your b*tch's first selection when it comes to p*nis
Have her squirting in the car while we listen to a T-Pain G-mix
Come down the spiral staircase like hair on Hasidics, hail Caesar
I don't know sh*t about jail either
Malе divas with frail features get takеn to a "Hell in a Cell" arena
Laid in the dirt, face gettin' placed on a shirt
Lift your little f*ckin' body in the air
And send it straight through the earth (Hahahaha)
Take 'em to church
Man, I just copped the 911 Turbo
Only drive it twenty miles an hour though
With your b*tch in a seat giving me fellatio
Hard bottom Crocodile scraping across the floor of the Bellagio
b*tch thought I was Craig Biggio but I am not, ho
I am the number one vato that'll choke a motherf*cker out with Mr. Socko
A young DiCaprio also, with a more muscular torso (Hahahaha)
Uh, tell your fam I'll have to meet you at the crossroads
Uh, hit 'em with the crossbow
Like A.I. hit Jordan with the crossover
b*tch, I'll take your lost soul
Yeah, you standing in an unsure pose
In the trendiest cloth, b*tch, I put you in a Fendi casket
[Verse 2: Conway the Machine]
Fendi pillow matchin', look at him relaxin' (Look at him)
Seen an obituary picture and continue laughin' (Hahaha)
Machine, got mini-MAC when you see him in traffic (Uh-huh)
This ain't no cap, we really whack sh*t, boy, we really active (Brr)
Uh, used to have the dope money in the mattress, yeah ('Kay)
Now I beat up mics like Shaq and Penny, Magic (Talk to 'em)
Remember we ain't really had sh*t now I'm f*ckin' a skinny actress
She like them Rihanna panties, I ordered her a Fenty package (Ha)
Truthfully, in school, I ain't pay attention in any classes
But still smarter than n*ggas with they masters (Woo)
Uh, if we spin it back, that'd be really tragic (Uh-huh)
I don't think them n*ggas fully grasp it (Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom)
I feel like Cuomo, I see titties, I'm like, "Let me grab it" (Come here)
Then I said I'm not a pervert, I'm just half Italian (Hahaha)
Ayy, why y'all laughin', n*gga? (Hahahaha)
[Verse 3: Conway the Machine]
Look, bust the DWs down with emerald cuts
And turn a good girl into a nympho sl*t
Bimbo, f*ck them n*ggas
We gon' slide, we gon' pull up, we gon' end your luck (Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot)
Puttin' an end to any n*gga that extendo touch (Brr)
Machine (Brr)
Hahaha
[Outro]
Turbo, Turbo, Turbo, Turbo, Turbo