[Verse 1]
I tried to watch it but it's not there
I checked the schedule it's just not fair
I'll get your pillow and take off your shoes
'Cause I know it's on pay per view
[Interlude]
[Verse 2]
Remote's in hand, don't change your minds
Once it's spotless, no wasting my time
I'll get your snacks and don't be rude
Sit your ass down and don't make me move