First p*nis I Saw lyrics

I've thought about him for so long
Those memories are crystal clear
I was so young, he was so big and strong
I can't believe that he's right here
I was such an innocent girl
When we first met
He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world
So how could I ever forget
The first p*nis I saw

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First p*nis, very first p*nis
First p*nis, very first p*nis I saw
First p*nis, very first p*nis, p*nis
First p*nis, very first p*nis I saw

And of all the p*nises I've seen
His had the biggest impact
And by that what I mean
Is it really made me drop my jaw
'Cause it was the very first p*nis I saw

A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants
And just generally kinda rubbed it
But that night I decided to take a chance
I took it out, and he really seemed to love it
I didn't know what to do next
I didn't have that part planned
He said, "Let me show you some basic moves,"
And then he took my hand
And taught me all about the
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First p*nis, very first p*nis
First p*nis, very first p*nis I saw
First p*nis, very first p*nis, p*nis
First p*nis, very first p*nis I saw

Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest
In terms of p*nis, I really was the greenest
I was in total awe
Of the very first p*nis I saw

He's coming! Bail on the turntable!

I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness
Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
I couldn't find a single flaw
In the first p*nis, very first p*nis
Very first p*nis I saw