Evil di*k lyrics

Evil di*k

Evil, di*k, evil, di*k
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k

Evil di*k likes warm, wet places
Evil di*k don't care about faces
Evil di*k likes, young, tiny, small spaces
Evil di*k leaves little gooey telltale traces
Evil di*k

Evil, di*k, evil, di*k
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k

Late at night evil di*k he comes to me he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil di*k he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
Alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
Aloooooooooone."
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k

I had this girl
She said she loved me
Thought there was no one ever above me
She wanted to marry
And have my child
But evil di*k
He had to get buck wild
Took me out one night
Out with the freaks
If ever there was pus*y, evil di*k would seek
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't sh*t!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby
It was the motherf*cker
Evil di*k!"
Late at night evil di*k he comes to me he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil di*k he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
Alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
Aloooooooooone."
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k

And when evil di*k has its way
It sounds a little like this
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY
AH, AH, AH, AH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH sh*t, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN di*k!

Evil, di*k, evil, di*k
Evil, di*k, evil, di*k

Late at night evil di*k he comes to me he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil di*k he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
Alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
Aloooooooooone."