Sob Story lyrics

[Chorus]
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some Listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
'Cause I'm not some sob story

[Verse 1]
My denial is a river in Egypt, have you seen it?
It's hard to face it like the size of my p*nis
Jesus, I'm sick of my procrastination
Maybe I should make a podcast and try to explain it
Basically, I need some R&R before it all just falls apart
The world is tryna break my heart
But I won't let it happen to me
'Cause I'm not some sad-ass S-O-B

[Chorus]
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some Listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
'Cause I'm not some sob story

[Verse 2]
My doctor said I've got a low libido
I tried to take a pill but that sh*t must be a placebo
The second that I got it up
It went straight back down like a yo-yo (Oh no!)
I'm not making this sh*t up to be funny
I'm here to tell you the truth hoping that you can learn from me
We all feel cheated in this game called life
I've made a lot of mistakes that I don't wanna make twice
[Chorus]
'Cause I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some Listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
'Cause I'm not some sob story
I've been tossed like a bag of trash
Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
But I don't let sh*t get to me
'Cause I'm not some sob story

[Post Chorus]
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
'Cause I'm not some sob story

[Bridge]
You might be asking: "How can I be happy
When the whole universe keeps laughing at me?"
It's pretty simple: let go of your hang ups
Life doesn't owe me a thing
Middle America taught me to suck it
Up, when I'm sad, I get up and say "f*ck it!"
I don't need a list before I kick the bucket
'Cause life doesn't owe me a thing
[Chorus]
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some Listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
'Cause I'm not some sob story
I've been tossed like a bag of trash
Life hates my guts, yeah, it kicks my ass
But I don't let sh*t get to me
'Cause I'm not some sob story

[Post Chorus]
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
'Cause I'm not some sob story
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da da-da-da da da-da
'Cause I'm not some sob story