DUMBb*tch lyrics

[Intro]
Okay, okay! I’ve waited long enough and now the time is up!

[Chorus: Lil Phag]
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck

[Verse 1: Lil Phag]
I just took my DNA test, turns out
I’m 100% dumb b*tch, yeah
Still wear Velcro shoes ‘cause I can’t tie them sh*ts
Failed my driver’s test ‘cause I hit a kid

My whole life’s a joke, yeah this sh*t’s a bit
I’m a f*cking mess but I don’t give a sh*t
For the last two years, been on the no-fly list
But I don’t give a f*ck, ‘cause

[Chorus: Lil Phag]
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck
[Verse 2: Dr. Woke]
(Issa doctor)
I’m hella dumb, especially when I’m drunk
I jump inside pools with all my clothes on
Just spent 2K on Gucci shades
Got so f*cked up, I lost ‘em same day, yeah

And I’m slipping when I’m sober too
License got suspended for a year
And I ain’t have a clue
Still looking for my juul when it’s in my hand
Every time I lose my phone, I find it in my f*cking pants

[Chorus: Lil Phag]
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck
I’m a dumb b*tch, f*ck sh*t up
I don’t really care though, I don’t give a f*ck

[Verse 3: Kellen Schneider]
What’s up motherf*ckers, it’s the dumbest of them all (Haha)
Had a strange bump, thought it was cancer in my balls
Went to the doctor, asked him what was up
He looked at me and said “It’s your di*k, dumb f*ck”

I’ve got seven concussions (uh oh)
It’s pretty lit
Gonna die when I’m 30, I hope it’s over quick
And they’re all self inflicted, no I didn’t play sports (b*tch)
Three of them were falling from the same tree fort
[Chorus: Lil Phag]
I’m a dumb-