ROAST YOURSELF RAP CHALLENGE lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've been doing YouTube for a year now
And it's all because of Caspar that I'm here now
Look up Jimmy Fallon 'cause I need an idea now
And if you want my own idea it's gonna be a while
Born in the S.A., taller than a tree
Red head motherf*cker, yes that's me
If you want a little promo for a little fee
Go ahead and call up Caspar number three
Yep, that's me, mister sixty hours no sleep
For the views, do it for a week
Or for a retweet
p*ssed myself eating chillies
But if you want the fame, that's a key
So I hit up Joe Sugg with the mo' subs
Hit him like, what's up, can we collab?

[Interlude: Josh Pieters & Joe Sugg]
Josh, what the f*ck's a coll-ub?
Well, I wanted to say collab, but it didn't really rhyme
Anyway, do you wanna collab?
No, p*ss off

[Verse 2]
f*ck him, I don't give a f*ck about him anyway
Caspar's got more subs than Joe, Imma be okay
Caspar's got like, oh sh*t, oh wait
Gonna have to make Joe Sugg my best mate
Might do a prank or two 'cause they get more views
Or another Q&A, man that's all I do
Can't get girls, no I can't be cool
When I made a video of me eating poo
Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn
Seven foot tall but I'll never be a man
Skin so white lord knows I need a tan
Sick motherf*cker I am
Yes, I am
Motherf*cker, I'm ill
So pale I look ill
Josh Pieters is ill
Motherf*cker, I'm ill (*coughing*)