I Beat My Meat in the Shower lyrics

[Intro]
This is an MB13 production

[Skit]
Uh, uh
Jay! What are you doing in there?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Nothing
What are you doing? I hear something in there
Don't open the curtain, don't open the cur-
Uhh
Ugh, what the f*ck! Why did you just nut on me?
I told you not to open the curtain
f*ck you
I was beating my meat, I do this every night, I'm here every day
You're so sick, ew, ew, ew ew, ew
Shut up, b*tch, that's why you got nut on your face
f*ck you, b*tch
Yeah

[Chorus]
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ughh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh f*ck)
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I be in there for 'bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Yuh)
Jacking off with white flour (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I be in there for bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Jack off)
Jacking off with white flour (Jack off)
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
[Verse]
Swimming pool with your daughter (Splash)
I like to p*ss in the water (p*ss)
She said "Can you f*ck me harder" (f*ck me harder)
I beat my meat said I balling (Yah)
I beat my meat watching Kardashians (Yah)
I beat my meat watching the Simpsons (Simpsons)
My momma said "Boy go in the kitchen" (What?)
I beat my meat washing the dishes (Splash)
Bend over b*tch to your toes (To your toes)
I don't want to f*ck on you hoe (on you hoe)
I just wanna nut on your nose
I just wanna nut on the floor (ugh)
I'm dripping in flavor like Wilch (Splash)
Ugh, a n*gga just belched (f*ck)
Old n*gga, I drink beer (Beer)
Young n*gga, I'm a queer (I'm a queer?)
Here lil b*tch, looky here (Looky here)
I just wanna nut in your ear
Green money, John Deer (John Deer)
Pot belly drinking beer (Beer)
I trade on my b*tch like KD (f*ck KD)
I'm splashing like, ayo KD (Ayo, KD)
I don't wanna f*ck up my sheets
I'm sleepy I just beat my meat
Woah
[Chorus]
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ughh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh f*ck)
I beat my meat in the shower (Splash)
I be in there for 'bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Yuh)
Jacking off with white flour (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I beat my meat in the shower (Ugh)
I beat my meat in the shower
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)
I be in there for bout an hour (Yuh)
Jacking off with baby powder (Jack off)
Jacking off with white flour (Jack off)
I beat my meat in the shower (Yuh)