Not-so Secret Santa (Interlude) lyrics

[Jackie Beat]
Dinner was delicious but I'm most excited about Secret Santa

[Manila Luzon]
Me too

[Ivy Winters]
I love playing Secret Santa

[Jiggly Caliente]
I know

[Thorgy Thor]
I know we can't talk about who we got but Jiggly who did you get?

[Everybody laughs]

[Jiggly Caliente]
I got Phi Phi and I got cold

[Thorgy Thor]
You got her coal?

[Jiggly Caliente]
Cold
[Thorgy Thor]
I love it, I got Sharon and I got her a crucifix

[Alaska Thunderf*ck]
I got Katya Zamolodchikova

[Manila Luzon]
Oh you know, there's an ointment for that
So I've heard

[Alaska Thunderf*ck]
Manila, who did you pick for Secret Santa?

[Manila Luzon]
Uhm, I picked myself

[Alaska Thunderf*ck]
Oh

[Manila Luzon]
Yeah, so I got myself a new pair of crocs and a pair of cargo shorts

[Jackie Beat]
What?

[Manila Luzon]
Yeah, I love re-gifting
[Alaska Thunderf*ck]
Who did you get, Jackie?

[Jackie Beat]
Oh, I got Michelle Visage

[Alaska Thunderf*ck]
What'd you get her? I won't tell

[Jackie Beat]
Ok, I got her the steak of the Month Club

[Manila Luzon]
Ooh, that's a good one but you know Michelle Visage is a vegan, right?

[Jackie Beat]
Yeah, more meat for me!

[Manila Luzon]
Oh, smart, that's smart

[Pandora Boxx]
Oh my god, I got Detox
I'm so excited because I've got her a twink for Christmas
I know that's exactly what she wanted
[Everybody]
Best gift ever!