[Intro: Samples + Yung Tubby]:
Things are getting a little wild at Caillou's house
Screams, accompanied by gunshots, followed by the “watch yo jet” clip
Gun Click
I see you, Caillou. (f*ck you Caillou)
I see you. I see what you be playing, Caillou. HUH
WHAT YOU BE PLAYING, CAILLOU. HUH
WHAT YOU BE PLAYING
[Hook: Yung Tubby]
Caillou f*ck my wife (uh)
Caillou f*ck my wife (god damn)
Caillou f*ck my wife (I dunno why)
Caillou f*ck my wife (got damn)
[Verse]
Caillou, why’d you f*ck her? I loved her. God damn you Caillou
I’ll get you back
Like I’ll f*ckin slap ya
Then f*ck your ass
And then f*ck your dad (HOLY sh*t)
Caillou got a scary ass di*k for a 6-year-old
That really f*cking scares me, oh lord no
Don’t put it near my face, Caillou please
I’m scared of that di*k, please (OH sh*t)
Yuh, Miss Martin (ay)
Suckin’ on her pec like a spartan (ay)
b*tch be cartin’ (skrrt skrrt)
Caillou’s di*k should be turnin’ (ay. ay)
Young Steve Martin (oh)
Kids in the back
The cats who be stuntin’
Ain't no curtains
Caillou’s getting head like it don’t mean nothin’ (god damn)
[Hook]
Caillou f*ck my wife (uh)
Caillou f*ck my wife (god damn)
Caillou f*ck my wife (I dunno why)
Caillou f*ck my wife (got damn)
Why you f*ck my wife for. Seriously, just why?
[Outro + Disclaimer]
Oh yeah by the way, just to clarify, um, Caillou is actually legal age now, so anything I said in this is, it’s um, it’s okay. Alright