Cute in a Suit (Skit) lyrics
by Passionate MC
*Phone rings*
Hopsin: What do you want?
Alyce: Where are you?
Hopsin: I'm leaving this damn courthouse, walking back to my hotel. What do you want?
Alyce: Well, you look really cute in your suit.
Hopsin: Man, what the f*ck you talking about I look cute in this suit?! I'm only wearing this goddamn suit because you put me through all this court bullsh*t, man. You think this is some type of f*cking game?!
Alyce: Look, I honestly didn't know they were gonna do this. I thought they were just gonna write you up.
Hopsin: Write me up? What the f*ck is this, middle school?! You're a f*cking white girl telling the police a black man beat you in the f*cking hotel room! You're f*cking with my life. You know damn well I didn't hurt you.
Alyce: Well I was scared and you were holding me hostage and I didn't know if you were gonna kill me and my baby.
Hopsin: What?! Kill the baby?! Holding you hostage?! What the f*ck are you talking about?! Who do you think I am?! You think I'm a terrorist?! How did you not think this through?! They gon kick my black ass out of Australia right when you're about to have this goddamn baby. How am I supposed to raise this kid with you?!
Alyce: Why are you blaming me? My dad's the one that made me go to the police. It's not my fault.
Hopsin: It is your fault! Why the f*ck you telling your parents all our goddamn business?! You know they don't like me. God!
Alyce: Well, I see you followed a new girl on Instagram. Who is she?
Hopsin: Wow! Are you bringing that… oh my… man, f*ck you!