Deadpool sings a song Pt. 3 lyrics

[Intro: Deadpool]
Hey wolvie
You hear that?
That’s a gangster beat
We’re gangsters now, I’m Tupac you’re biggie

[Chorus: Deadpool]
Shoot guys
Crack wise
Just me and that hairy thug
Don’t die
I try
To give Logan a hug
But he pushes me away so I grab him
He punches me in the face, I body slam him
Now he’s choking me, pressed up on my booty
Just like England, I can’t believe I got a semi

[Verse 1: Deadpool]
Dynamic duo, me and Logan best bros
Some say that we could be twins (“what?”)
I know, you know
I’m a sexy superhero, if only I had some skin
Have you seen my butt, it just got turned into controllеrs
Baby mommas gripping my cheeks instead of their strollers
I should havе been with the avengers on that first cover
Black widows ass don’t compare to my bunda
And that little ninja doesn’t even have no powers
I lose a limb and regen in a couple hours
Fury please recruit me, the MCU is looking so lovely
I’ll even watch my language, actually just f****** censor me
But don’t stop my jokes, let me tell you some of them
What do James and Caitlin Jenner have in common? X-men
Trying to get you in my film felt like breaking the law
Couldn’t find an agreement with your retractable clause
[Chorus: Deadpool]
Shoot guys
Crack wise
Just me and that hairy thug
Don’t die
I try
To give Logan a hug
But he pushes me away so I grab him
He punches me in the face, I body slam him
Now he’s choking me, pressed up on my booty
Just like England, I can’t believe I got a semi

[Post-Chorus: Deadpool]
Hip hop flippidy flop
Barrel roll into a no scope then bunny hop
The heads of all my enemies will soon drop
Once me and wolverine stop

[Verse 2: Deadpool, "Wolverine"]
There’s a mission and a reason that I need wolverine
My world, my family will die and he’s the key
But taming this beast is like riding a grizzly
Not impossible but highly volatile, he’s so angry
And he says mean things, like we’re not best buddies?
When I just bought us some matching plushies you and me
And I wrote you a poem just sit down and let me read
Me and wolverine, k.i.s.s.i.n.g
“Shut the hell up, I’ve had enough of you freak!”
“If it gets you out my life then I’ll do whatever you need!”
I'll ignore those undertones of rage, just know this makes me happy
Now where were we on the k.i.s.s.i.n.g? (“Arghh!!”)
[Chorus: Deadpool]
Shoot guys
Crack wise
Just me and that hairy thug
Don’t die
I try
To give Logan a hug
But he pushes me away so I grab him
He punches me in the face, I body slam him
Now he’s choking me, pressed up on my booty
Just like England, I can’t believe I got a semi

[Post-Chorus: Deadpool]
Hip hop flippidy flop
Barrel roll into a no scope then bunny hop
The heads of all my enemies will soon drop
Once me and wolverine stop

[Outro: Deadpool, "Wolverine"]
Fiesty one you are
Jeez
Stop hitting me in the balls
Okay
Oh
"Jesus"
How do you like it
"You sick freak"