Big Jack Horner Sings A Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
Let me introduce myself
I’m Big Jack
Got almost everything
That’s no cap
But what I lack in my grasp
I’ll pay my wait in gold for
That’s right, can you guess?
It’s a map
I grew up with a silver spoon but trust me it’s tragic
Was always upstaged when it came to the magic
So I became obsessive and truly fanatic
My trophy room is huge and my collection’s gigantic

[Chorus]
What a good boy I am (What a good boy I am)
I’ll soon have all the magic in the palm of my hands
I’ll beg, borrow, steal
I’ll bribe and I’ll scam
But these pesky little pus*y cats aren’t part of the plan
How dare you take what’s mine, you whiskered sc*m
I’ll grab my bag of tricks
You’ll fear this purple thumb
This isn’t cat nip no
But damn it’s fun
A unicorn horn in the bum if you run
[Verse 2]
When I was a child I had…
Everything
Lovе, stability and an empire worth millions
But that wasn’t enough for Littlе Jack
No, no, no, no
I wanted the world of magic for my own
So like the perfect pie slowly browned in the oven
I’ll give this spell a try; make my bakers dozen
Excalibur to the face will cause a mild concussion
Now give me what I want, this ain’t up for discussion

[Chorus]
What a good boy I am (What a good boy I am)
I’ll soon have all the magic in the palm of my hands
I’ll beg, borrow, steal
I’ll bribe and I’ll scam
But these pesky little pus*y cats aren’t part of the plan
How dare you take what’s mine, you whiskered sc*m
I’ll grab my bag of tricks
You’ll fear this purple thumb
This isn’t cat nip no
But damn it’s fun
A unicorn horn in the bum if you run

[Verse 3]
Fly my pretty, devour the flowers
If not we’ll be stuck in this forest for hours
I can’t do that, I’m your conscious of course!
Stop with the judgement, I can’t take no more!
[Chorus]
What a good boy I am (What a good boy I am)
I’ll soon have all the magic in the palm of my hands
I’ll beg, borrow, steal
I’ll bribe and I’ll scam
But these pesky little pus*y cats aren’t part of the plan
How dare you take what’s mine, you whiskered sc*m
I’ll grab my bag of tricks
You’ll fear this purple thumb
This isn’t cat nip no
But damn it’s fun
A unicorn horn in the bum if you run