Guapdad 4000 Freestyle | LA Leakers Freestyle #082 lyrics

[Verse: Guapdad 4000]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ay
I really scalp n*ggas when I’m going off the mental
I’m in yo’ b*tch cheeks likes dimples
Wheeled my way in like a cripple
I doubled up and tripled, made a wave and watched everything ripple, you fickle
Tryna find the median’s the only time I’m average
These hoes throw more top than a graduate
Really not a advocate for people who not having it
Because when I ain’t have it I seen people who had it and I was grabbing it
Snacking on thе freeway, chewing up the toe
Ain’t from thе D but I ate miles on the road
Now at the shows the hoes flash titties like a strobe
At the top with the heat, like a burner on the stove
Put it on high, put it on six, put her outside
Bought a dope b*tch because you f*cking up my focus like a bad lens
I beat up n*ggas who had ends, I made for bags like trash cans
Wiggled and surprised on ‘em like a flash dance
Looking at me wrong that’ll be yo’ last glance
This not my final form my final move or my last dance
Boy you a nerd like a n*gga named Lance, hands off
Wrist like a f*cking dance-off
She French-kissed my di*k so I named it François
Oui oui, in the Philippines in a jeepney
Humpback on notre dame just like a Gypsy
Beating up more Timberlands than Missy, adrenaline was wit’ me when I’m in the store sliding for them Griffeys
Signed in the box then I exit out swiftly and quickly, I’m f*cking with them banks like 50
Yes yeah, who my fave? I said Thugger, the Slime lover
I slide under, everybody ready are
I’m a pretty boy, porn star in Mercedes car
Previously pimp and pander just to ever say these bars
b*tch it’s Town sh*t, but I’m sounding like, Dogg Pound sh*t
All I do is dog these hoes, when I’m pounding
Let me tell you, ha, the cheeks was astounding
Now everybody wanna f*ck the Falcon
Everybody thought I was a funny n*gga
I am funny n*gga, I just don’t rap no jokes
You a bummy n*gga bruh you don’t have no hoes
So who the real joke- hahahahaha