Shotgun lyrics

[Intro]
Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Apparently I talk really funny
(You say your r's funny!)
We talk like Dan Rather is supposed to talk
People that do news get trained to speak like we do
Mid-Westerners talk correctly
Yo, ahem

[Verse 1]
I was born on July 47th
Always had a passion for the demons, the hellions
And the weapons, I'm telling you any second
I'ma burst the metal barricade
Take a Jägerbomb and I'll rehearse the Devil's serenade
Pinto, calm and guilty of petty murder
Smoked out, sloppy and grilling a veggie burger
You drilling the head berserker?
Man, I'm 10"2', I got a pack of Marijuana flavored
Big League Chew, and I've been bitter at the world
Since they cancelled Seinfeld
Leash up the mic with my damsel spike [?]
I got [?], so I can hump her
Put your hands up if your friends talk sh*t on each other
(Motherf*cker!!)
She fell from it quick, her heart's broke
Liked it how when Neville was telling her di*k and fart jokes
I wanna make the sweat boil in your palms
I live at hotels like I'm Royal Tenenbaum
I'm losing nothing, I'm spinning, I chew 'em up
With the rhythm, the illest rapper that's with 'em
Man, who the f*ck are you kidding?
I'm bruising up and I'm splintering
Your state of mind, now who's crew cut
Rules in '89? (Mine!)
[Hook]
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is...

[Verse 2]
And no, Fox News is not CBS
It's all a bunch of blue-eyed not CBS
And yes (yes), I come from Kansas City, but no (no)
My friends don't have sex with the relatives
I lived in Raytown, wind down in Overland Park
Where all the women got teeth that are glow in the dark
And all the streets are patrolled by remote-control creepy Gorillas
I be dressing like I'm Ichi the Killer
I chase Scallywags like a pimp from Compton
With a hoodie and a crush on 6 from Blossom
Lethal in your town, people hit the ground
These goddamn rappers probably tinkle sitting down
My signal spins around 'til my Rap City kicks you
I tragically rip through and stick another catheter in you
I rip 'em with the ravenous grin too, with rhythm in my hips
Like I was Ravishing Rick Rude
Rappers have misused the rules of the rhythm
Such a silly ass fool, this decision I'm [?]
And I am not ashamed I have Vanilla Ice's first album
Everybody listen and dig to it
[Hook]
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull it back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
I'm bout to get brilliant!

[Outro]
DJ Platinum, pull that trigger