Crazy Rap lyrics

[Verse 1]
Yeah you got beef
Yeah you got beef
I f*cked your mother in her dumb teeth
'Cause her teeth has a pus*y
But I like when her teethy pus*y is on me
It's on my di*k and it feels real slick
But yo, it kinda scrapes me
I'm depressed, I kinda hate me
I hate me more than you do, dad
Are you glad that I moved out?
Are you glad that I shout
When you touch me on my no-no spot?
Your f*ckin' blood clot
I hope you f*ckin' rot in hell
What's that motherf*ckin' smell?
It's your corpse rottin'
Oh my God I eat [?]
'Cause I don't like food
Yo
I'm in a bad mood
I'm real rude
Like a rude dude who doesn't say 'excusе me'
When he puts his mеat into your pus*y
Oh my God, I don't know what I'm talkin' about 'cause I'm a f*ckin' crazy white little fat kid
I f*ck dikes
And I f*ck ducks
I f*ck skunks
And I f*ck skanks
I f*ck skanks
I f*ck Dax from Punk'd
Oh my God you got junk in the trunk
Let me f*ck it
Let me f*ck your trunk
Let me f*ck your car
I'll put my di*k in your gas tank
You can thank my father for me being gay
But I'm not, 'cause I like pus*y
And I like getting my blood clot paaaaaasst yours
Yo
Why do I f*ck animals?
'Cause they're so beautiful, right?
You little beautiful duck
You little beautiful goose
You little beautiful geese
I drink Grey Goose
I f*ck gay geese
I f*ck my neice
I f*ck your fleece, like Old Navy
My tits are gravy
My belly button's made of strawberry something
But I'm nothing
Everybody calls me a zero
But I'm an internet hero
So give me some gold metals
And I'll give you some some rose petals
On your bloody as*h*le
Yo
Yo, yo
I like the mouse too
And the little pige- pigeons 'cause their beak tickles my p*nis engine
And the transmission
I know you're wishin' this little fat kid would listen for one second to himself
'Cause he might stop rappin' 'bout stupid sh*t and he'll put the camera on the shelf
Oh my God
Touch myself, touch my wealth
I got Benjamins but would you lend me a dollar, kid?
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a buck today
Ya dead like Uday and Qusay
I'm gay, but I like puss-ay
I rock [?]
No I don't
I rock echo
I got a tattoo
It's of a gecko
You could see it 'cause I got the night vision on
Yeah, you're not listenin', you're not listenin' to yourself
Yo yo yo yo yo
Let's rap about geese again
Let's rap about hens again
Let's rap about Mexicans
Yo, one day I took my mind out and I f*cked it
And my di*k became smarter
Now I'm a retarded martyr
I'm gonna kill myself [?]
Peace