Everyone Clapped lyrics

[Intro: Puff Puff, Cartoon Wax]
Man, you are not gonna believe what happened to me the other day
What's that?
So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
You have a girlfriend?
And then

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
She invited me to a coffee shop but she don't drink coffee usually
So, it hit me like a karate chop when she told me she had a little news for me (We need to talk)
She said she was seeing another man (What?)
Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
Then, out the window, I saw children (Help!)
Trapped in a burnin' building
So, I ran into the blaze
And I pulled them from the flames (Thank you!)
Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing then told me she wants me back (My hero!)
And I'm like "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"

[Chorus: Benatar, Puff Puff]
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
[Post-Chorus: Puff Puff]
Ain't no bullsh*t
I ain't lying
Clap, clap clap
Ain't no bullsh*t

[Verse 2: Cartoon Wax]
Okay, let me tell you what happened to me
Well, I was at a coffee shop
And my girl walked in with Kid Rock
Not a cover band, the actual guy
I said "Bawitdaba!" then I punched him in the eye
The police came to arrest me, of course
But instead they asked me to join the force (Yeah!)
And within a month, I had made a deal
To be the boss of the Navy SEALs
They stationed me in Iraq
Where I saved the world from a nuclear attack
Yeah, I was a hero overnight
So, they made a movie about my life (Action!)
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and sh*t
Then they put my face on a monument
And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did

[Chorus: Benatar, Cartoon Wax, Benatar and Cartoon Wax]
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
[Post-Chorus: Puff Puff]
Ain't no bullsh*t
I ain't lying
I'm applauding
Ain't no bullsh*t

[Bridge]
I couldn't help but overhear
The lies you told are so severe (aw!)
Buncha losers, I'm pretty sure that you're making things up 'cause you're insecure (Wha?)
You're bullsh*tters
I'm not surprised that both your girlfriends left you guys
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends, they didn't exist
Idiots

[Outro: Benatar, Cartoon Wax]
And everyone clapped
I can't believe it
That everyone laughed
We were defeated
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
Nah, you should've seen it, it was crazy, I punched Kid Rock in the face, everything I say is-
Everyone clapped