INTRO lyrics

[Mike Wallace]
And you've dedicated your life to art
In view of this, why do you behave the way that you do?
For instance, you have been known to drive in a car filled to the roof with, uh, cauliflowers
You lectured as I mentioned, once with your head enclosed in a diving helmet and you almost suffocated
You issue bizarre statements about your love for rhinoceros horns and so on
You're a dedicated artist, why do you or why must you do these things?

[Salvador Dalí]
Because, uh, these kind of eccentricities, uh, correspond with the more important and the more tragical part of my life

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