Hey Pizza Lovers!
I'm di*k
And i’m here to announce the grand opening of my brand new pizzeria!
di*k's pizza!
Not sure how much di*ks u can handle?
No Sweat!
di*ks comes in large, medium and small
No matter the size di*ks is sure to satisfy!
Even out smallest di*ks are 10 inches long!
"pardon?"
Some like it thin
Other like it thick!
That's why you can choose from thin crust or DEEP di*k!!!
We have di*ks for everyone
di*ks for your dad "bring me my pipe!"
di*ks for your mom "mommy loves u"
di*ks for your grandma "no one visits me!"
di*ks for your wife...
Your ex-wife, whatevеr
Nothing lightens up a party
Quite like a bit sеrvant of di*k’s
Ding dong there's a bunch of di*ks at your door
We deliver!
So get off your computer!
And eat di*ks!
For more information click here *click noise*
Its big and its gooey
And its saucy
And its chewy
Whats in my mouth its gotta be di*ks!