Can you please answer? lyrics

[Intro]
I wrote a song, just incase you ever called me back

[Chorus]
'Cause when I call, (When I call you on the phone) I hope you pick up your phone
I'd like to talk to you (Uh)
I hope you answer
Can you please answer? (I really hope you answer)
I hope you answer
I hope you answer (Get on the phone, just sayin')
I hope you answer
'Cause when I call, I hope you pick up your phone
I'd like to talk to you (Yeah)
Can you please answer?

[Verse 1]
Hey mom, it's me, um, hi, I'm "tirеd", I think I'd be your son
Sorry, I called you the wrong namе, see, my brains splittin', "Mom" isn't your name, see, "Whore" seems a little more fitting
Dad was only 20 when you ain't have any f*cks to spare, you goddamn British f*ck, now I'm stuck with this sh*tty sister now
Also stuck with a sh*tty "mom" for a while now
So you not being near f*cking almost made me kill somebody else
But f*ck it, I had a girl, she, gave me a chance to see, a world I wasn't supposed to, I'm stoked that she never loved me
But sucks she ain't give a f*ck about me, and considers death
The f*ck is a 'suicide?' Considering dropping out now
And I just ain't being petty, n*gga, you a f*cking b*tch, n*gga
Got a talent show on Monday, guess who ain't getting invited, n*gga?
But if I ever had the chance to ask this b*tch, and call her
I'd hope she answer
[Chorus]
I hope she answer
I hope you answer
sh*t, I hope you answer
I hope you answer
Can you please answer?
'Cause when I call, ('Cause when I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (Please pick up)
I'd like to talk to you
I hope you answer

[Verse 2]
Suck my f*cking di*k and swallow this case of nuts, Ann hates your guts, I'm a selfish f*ck, and I ain't sharing my notes as if I'm facing c*nts
Gabe's out the closet, Max is an alcoholic, I might be bi-polar, but f*ck it, I couldn't call it
Supposed to be gone in November, but quickly decided August, I left two months in July and then remembered myself in August
I would like to tell my grandma, but she just nostalgia
I'll call her- number
But she won't answer
Can you please answer?

[Chorus]
I hope you answer
I hope you answer (Yeah)
Yeah, I hope you answer
'Cause when I call, ('Cause when I call, baby) hope you pick up your phone
(Let me talk to you)
I hope you answer
[Verse 3]
You claim to hate my f*cking guts, but say I'm in an island in Thailand and I was wildin' and
I told you I was stranded and I had to man up and hold my nuts and hope I could survive with just my two bare hands and my p*nis in my hand
You'd come around within an hour, maybe even less time, after tellin' me I'm worthless, you'd come around and drain me worthless
We'll be on a plane home before 5 in the morning, but
You'd jump off just to not see me
Can you please answer?

[Outro]
The last verse was about this girl, her name was Mary, and she was wild and sh*t, heh