Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat - RAP BATTLE! (DGPRB) lyrics

[Intro: Announcer (GamingPlush64)]
Rap Rat!
Versus!
Happy Appy!

[Verse 1: Happy Appy (‪ENNWAY‬)]
The TV is on, but I suggest turning the lights out
A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out
Ever heard of "Nightmare?"
Well, you're gonna right now
This apple dropped a noggin and knew tons for helping kids up bruised up
You interrupt the fun and order them to go do stuff, screwed up
Your stammering gives them lots of trauma
I give them hope, like a poster of Barack Obama
I was getting dubs from Russians, now I'm rushin' a dub
You caused a Couple of Cowboys to crumble to dust
Oh no! His lines are cheesy; Rap Rat's going to fall
If you want to help with this verse, give this number a call

[Verse 2: Rap Rat (TaigaTonic‬)]
Lights, camera, a-a-action!
It's timе for the main attraction
Come on, get up!
Closе to the screen
I'm no ghost, I'm the dean
And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I'm the—
Ratatatatatata—(Rap Rat!)
Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!)
You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack
And you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash—
Well, we all know that gag
I'm not after apples, Appy, I'm-I'm after the cheese
But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me
Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-win naturally
I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat
While you were written to mimick gimmicks by a kid who barely reads
You aren't Hot or Cold, you're just a crummy Katy Parody
So don't challen-challenge the realest one here to a rap battle
This sitch is black and white (HAHAHAHA); you're a Bad Apple
[Verse 3: Happy Appy (‪ENNWAY‬)]
SHUT THE f*ck UP YOU MUPPET, I'LL TURN YOUR FACE TENDER
You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (Uh)
Yeah, I mentioned 9/11, and I'd do it again
Roses are red, violets are blue; I have a gun; get in the van
Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, you were meant as a successor
But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar
Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend
In the present? Let's just say they'll find your body with Foren—
I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors
I couldn't help this piece of sh*t if I was rich in fiber
And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin
Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in

[Verse 4: Rap Rat (TaigaTonic‬)]
You aren't saucy, you look like you're about to get dipped into caramel
This is what was classified as scary? Hell!
Quit staring at children inside the bushes, you creep
You leave em crushed in debris, I-I'm just munching de' brie!
In fact, never let this mother f*cker monitor kids
Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list
Sucker-suck-suck-sucker, you never got in a lick
You aren't cool just because you're on a popsicle stick
This prick who- prick who- prick who never existed failed
I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale
You never could get past me because this rat is sober
So shout out the name Rap Rat, 'c-c-cause this match is over