Steve vs. Mario - Central Rap Battles lyrics

[Intro: Announcer]
Central Rap Battles

Steve

Versus

Mario

Begin

[Verse 1: Steve (Eric The Audible)]
As a child, I yearned for the mines
Don't need a Flint & Steel, I can burn you with rhymes
I go Diamond Style on this track, you're Lapis Lazuli
Your plunger is crap! Duel me! I'm coming strapped with the toolie! (AH!)
To save your bro you kart through endless worlds?
I'd cover that distance in minutes with an Ender Pearl
To my stash you're no match, go get the Kongs and fight back
I'll be placing blocks and sh*t 'cause this is f*cking Minecraft

[Verse 2: Mario (Eric The Audible)]
Y'know, there's something familiar about you (Hmm!)
Oh! It's that I'll beat you, like Bowser!
When it comes to size, I know I ain't got much room
To judgе you, but buddy, you could use a Mini Mushroom
Yeah, we triеd the whole live action thing and trust me, people hated it
Did no one warn the brothers 'fore they went and recreated it? (Ah?)
Your CG looks like an AI generated it
"What is this place?" Uttered everyone who played your sh*t
[Verse 3: Steve (Eric The Audible)]
I was hoping after this that, Mario, we'd still be friends
Your verse just destroyed my trust and no anvil could make amends
You're a monster to me now, my pal is dead and I must grieve
Do you even still remember who I am? I am Steve!

We've had enough of the lame excuses
For hating Koopas, frickin' racist Mario
Scared of dogs, huh? I frickin' tame them, Mario
Flint & Steel, bruh! I will freakin' flame you, Mario
Bring you to the Nether, face to face with the Piglin Zombies
When they've got you, you'll be sorry, screaming "It's-a-NOT-me"
See I've had my fill of fights with the Chicken Jockey
So, Mario... Hop off of my frickin' c*ck, please

[Verse 4: Mario (Eric The Audible)]
You need a bucket 'cause your well's run dry
You've fallen off, and no Elythra could make you fly
Best selling film from our industry? It's-a-Me!
Best you could be is the Luigi of the silverscreen
On the track Mario ain't taking losses
You're just a square and you know I'm breaking boxes
Ring your bell when this kitty sinks his claws in
Your movie is gonna suck and my movie is awesome

Steve, you really were a brother, too bad that you stabbed my back
Now we're warring 'gainst each other, prepare for my rap attack
Flower power like I'm Bowser, I got fire when I spit
I will send you to The End with my BEST and FINAL DISS
[Outro: Steve, Mario, Chris Pratt]
Mario, wait! I'm sorry
I was blindsided by what was said at the rap battle
I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form
After much reflection, I no longer feel it's appropriate to continue the rap battle
It's okay, buddy- oh, sorry
It's okay, buddy. Sometimes we lose a life, but we just gotta keep going 'til we reach that flag pole
Heh heh, yeah. I would use my Totem of Undying from the Stash
(Laughter)
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