Widowmaker vs. Cactus - Overwatch vs. Plants vs. Zombies - RAP BATTLE! (DGPRB) lyrics

[Announcer]
Cactus!
VS!
Widowmaker!

[Widowmaker Verse 1]
As a girl in my youth, I had a fear of arachnids
They feel most alive when life's leaving their captives
Now, you are seeing the deadliest assassin
And this cactus is the next freak I'll Popcaps in

No cactus or cabbage will stop me on your rooftop
Countered balloons but now I'm leaving you popped
You appeared in night levels but you don't know dark
Araignée du soir, cauchemar

This premium plant is gonna pay for, getting in my way
Like she's Tracer, send you back to Neon Mixtape Tour
Don't drop potatoes, merde for brains, call me Zomboss
Cause I'm about to raise a gravе

You're as crazed as Dave to takе me on, hun
You're getting rolled on the beat like your Wall-nuts
One shot, one kill for this garden defender
Who's already got up both her arms in surrender
[Cactus Verse 1]
I would hate to burst your bubble but it's just what I do
I'm a G and I'm talking the GW2, Speaking of W2, your works efficient
Any other plant would drop dead from the dry rhythm you're spitting
I'm kidding, you're just not equipped enough to handle me

I pop out the booth with fire, let's see you stand the heat
With that cold exterior, but first you should be thanking me
You wouldn't be here if Garden Warfare didn't plant the seed
You couldn't counter any member of the Cactaceae

I'm popping undead saps daily, and on that point
Here's advice to pass, maybe don't tell zombies
You've been brainwashed (why?) you'll sound mad tasty (ohh!)
You're like a garlic the way you keep Droning on

I'll knock you and your crew off the map like it was Blover-watch
I got thicker skin, end of discussion
The only widow you made's yourself when you ended your husband

[Widowmaker Verse 2]
Paint me as a villain, so be it
I'll make a widow out of you, too. Kill that armadillo you're seeing
I've been undefeated while no one has even heard of ya
Now you're losing this whole battle like your fight for Suburbia
It's laughable to act as though we're actual combatants
Join a Garden Warfare lobby and you will know where the hack is
Don't care what an Almanac says because the simple fact is
I'm a merciless assassin... and you're a cactus

[Cactus Verse 2]
I've been saving lawns from zombies since I first spawned in
How'd a member of Talon fail to grip on a gauntlet?
Doesn't matter if your growth has been quicker
I'd rather be a plant in the desert than be a woman at Blizzard

Keep your grapple hook to yourself, I already got a way to fly
I'll vanquish you so fast it's a second time that you'll break your mind
Kiss the ballet goodbye, your performance alone made you die
You stepped up and bombed like the track was a potato mine