Bob the Builder vs. Thomas the Tank Engine lyrics

[Intro]
Rap Battle
Bob the Builder
Vs
Thomas the Tank Engine
Begin!

[Bob]
Rapping issues? Can we fix it? Tell me, man
I'm not Obama, but yes, we can!
I'll build up a rhyme that you've never seen before
My head's a freaking turtle while you smoke like a weed whore
'Cause I have the crack up my ass and I'mma use it, choose it
Because I have rapping skills that are really lit!
(b*tch! x5)
Laughing my ass off, eat my sh*t
Who won this blocky battle? I don't care if you are tall
'Yo mama is like my neighbor... BALD!
Like I said, I'm 100% on crack
You're like a train of stolen knowledge getting knocked right off the tracks

[Thomas]
Step aside, or I'll hit you with my bars
Think twice before you're rude to me, right Lars?!
Choo choo, motherf*cker
I'm puffin' in hot
Eat my grandparents and take your best shot
X won't give it to ya', you are a hater
I bet you had an internship at f*ckin' Mario Maker™
I'm a pro, like you would even know
Yo' Bob, your nipples are icecream cones
Bob the Builder? Just get a f*cking job
But when it comes to rapping- shut the f*ck up
Call me your series, because I'm f*cking dumb
Get out of here or I'll @ everyone
[Bob]
Oh god, I wanna' kill myself
Please let me die
You already dropped the fork with your animation style
I'm the best Gravity Falls antagonist you've ever seen
Even with a blunt and Doritos you'll still be found as a rusty McQueen

[Thomas]
You told me to drop the fork?
You already dropped the mic
And I'm not Primetech... psyche!
Bob the Builder? More like Bob the Nothing, am I right?
And build a wall to keep you Mexican out like Dora

[Television]
Dora!
Boots!
Come on, Dora

[Kid]
For f*ck's sake!
Shut the f*ck up!

[Dora]
They call me Mista, so disstracking in rap battles I'm b*tch-slapping
Lemme' teach ya' how to speak a little Spanish
And then wait a year for your answer to make you vanish!
You are a chigga chigga, while I am much bigga' bigga'
Wanna' be a wigga wigga when you push my trigger triggered
Rhymes are sicker than the fox that is trying to whoop me
You lost this battle, b*tch, lick my tootsies
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
RAP BATTLE!