Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr. lyrics
by Freshy Kanal
[Verse 1: Jim Henson & Kermit (Mr. Tibbs)]
Yo! My army’s more than a frog for this lizard
Origami King? I’m the Fraggle rock to your scissors
You’re like Oscar the Grouch’s house, because you’re trash
Walking ‘round tryna kill a dude with a mustache
I run this Sesame Street, but got those underground bars
With those goofy rhymes, makes sense that you ride a clown car
Spit Dark like a Crystal. I’m second to no other
Mario? You need Maury, bro. Peach is not the mother!
[Verse 2: Bowser Jr. & Shadow Mario (Snakebite126)]
This is Bowser Jr.’s Fury, so don’t bother running up
'Cause I Shine on the mic and I burn like the Sun. You’re done!
Check that ugly mug, my paintbrush couldn’t touch it up
So make like your Muppets and shove it up in your f*cking butt
Those rhymes were cancer, did they come out your damn throat?
I make shadows puppets, you just live your puppet’s shadow
After always snatching F.L.U.D.D., I’m used to taking flows away
I’ll drop the brush, I just painted you more red than Elmo’s face