Standing on the Couch lyrics

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition, don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street n*gga, so I bring them real n*ggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 1: P2theLA]
Rose gold my Rolie
Real n*gga on my feet
f*cked the girl of your dreams, getting money in my sleep
Married to the money, you can be my mistress
Are you free tomorrow? hell na, b*tch I'm expencive
I be doing numbers, paper long like faxes
Job Title: street n*gga, don't need to do my taxes
Last night I f*cked a model, tonight I'm f*cking an actress
Using a brick as my pillow, and some money as my mattress

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street n*gga, so I bring them real n*ggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
[Verse 2: Gucci Mane]
Gucci!
Had a hundred bricks, but I broke 'em down
In the club right now, smoking out the pound
She didn't like me back then, but look at me now
Count bout a hundred thousand dollars, but don't crack a smile
Before you beef with Gucci, rather fight a crocodile
I got a tech 9 stashed in my [?]
Don't make me pull this 44 out the f*cking holdster
Wasted, dropping Ace of Spade on the f*cking sofa
New Luie V, yeah I'm standing on the couch
Half in my shoes, standing on a ounce
Bought a car, but the name, I cannot pronounce
Watch cost a car, and the car cost more than your house

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audition don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street n*gga, so I bring them real n*ggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch

[Verse 3: P2theLA]
Last year i had amneesia
This year a lot remember
Caught a dope charge in January, and had a hundred racks in December
I just checked my schedule, I got money on my agenda
Im from the real n*gga association, you'll never become a member
All I need is work, I don't need no application
My hood pass got a lotta stamps, so I don't need no validation
OG potential, goons are assential
A1 street credit, you can check my credentials
They ask me how I do it, I couldn't even tell you
Just text me with an address, and I'll find something to mail you
I do it for the fortune, I don't need no damn fame
Cause all I see is dollar signs, and these n*ggas is chump change

[Chorus: P2theLA]
Tell the bottle service girls to bring them bottles out
It’s an audtition, don't you see I got them models out?
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch
Getting money, I got it figured out
Street n*gga, so I bring them real n*ggas out
I'm in the club, standing on the couch
I got the whole club standing on the couch