Getting Off on Jesus lyrics

[Hook]

Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases

Kidnapping Christians from Church and making those c*nt virgins please us

[Verse 1: Jay G]

Jesus, your love is my resurrection

Just the thought of you has given me this erection

You made water into wine

The thought of you sent di*ks up my spine

Seeing your bronzed body up on that cross

Enough motivation for me to shoot my white sauce

You lived the life of a f*cking prophet

Get you back to my place, have you yellin "aww sh*t!"

My sex moves can be compared to that of a surgeon
One thing I can guarantee, you mom ain't no virgin

You made the blind see with your healing

Put my di*k in your mouth while you're kneeling

Thou shall not work on sundays

sh*t I forgot how much I hate mondays

Jesus, a man known for his moral cleanness

Really? that boy was all over my p*nis

You were my favorite preacher

Those supple nipples were my favorite feature

You died for our sins to allow for harmony and bliss

All I see is rape and murder, you died for this?

Nailed up on that cross covered in mud

Remember one thing, I c*m blood