Dog Catchers lyrics

[Intro: Dog the Bounty Hunter]
"We use the word *Dog bark*-ger around here sometimes here. 'Cause some f*cking *Dog bark*-ger heard us say *Dog bark*-ger and turned us into Enquirer Magazine. Our career is over. I'm not taking that chance at all."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Yeah, b*tch! You's a glorified snitch with a nucular mullet (Boo!)
I got the name "Dog" engraved on my bullets *Dog bark*
Your wife look like a wrestler with fat fake pumpkins (Ha ha!)
She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin!(Aghhh!)
Your kids are on meth and you've got crank breath (Wanker!)
I wish you'd come for me I'd introduce you to the death (Pop!)
f*ck your damn lecture (Hurgh!), I'm the dog catcher *Dog barks*
Come to the D I'll bet you leave on a stretcher!

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
Bigot ho, racist fool, pedophile, name it
Rollin' in that Humvee, late on the payment
Arrestin' drunk f*cks for twenty-five bucks
Wearin' night time sleveless T-Shirt tux (Huh?)
Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun
Not even a stun one, you not in the run
From yellin' stop but I don't (No!), you beg but I won't (No!)
You best to go home and score a 8-Ball of dope!

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Man, f*ck your advice who wanna listen? Stale! (Stale!)
To a f*ckin' bigot snitch on your way to jail! (Jail!)
I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico
The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a ho! (HO!)
Who would be surprised if your wife had a di*k?
Not me (Oh!), I halfway expect that sh*t!
Just the way you like it, *Dog whines* Thunder Cat hairstyle
Dog the bigot b*tch found dead on Eight Mile
[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard (Hehe!)
You could have more jurisdiction and act just as hard
Quit chasin' bail, jumpers, jay-walkers and drunks
Before you get your hair blown off *Gunshot* into skull chunks
You ain't a cop, you's a flop, get the f*ck off my block!
You a racist, you can f*ckin' suck off my c*ck!
Bounty hunter, you wanna bust me, I bet ya
But you met your motherf*ckin' match ho, I'm the dog...