Call the number on your screen
Talk to the girl of your dreams
Tell her how you really feel
You can't touch her, but she's real
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
You're a loser
Spend all your money talking to that b*tch
Can't pay your bills cause you're not rich
How long do you talk anyway
She does all the talking and look who pays
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
You're a loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
You're a loser
You're a loser, face the facts
She doesn't mean a word, it's just an act
Work all week, wait for the weekends
So you can go home and do it all again
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
You're a loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
1-900-loser
You're a loser