I’m Sorry I Hit You With My Flip Flop lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm sorry I hit you with my flip flop, baby
I thought you were a dream, you were making a scene
I'm sorry I might have lied about Jim and Johnny
We were only good friends simply making amends

[Chorus 1]
Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha, you must think I'm a fool
Selling your bullsh*t, babe, I'm not buying, even Fidel, ain't that cruel
I'd have to be lazy, bat-sh*t and crazy to let you back into my heart
But the voice in my head says I must stay in bed so tomorrow I'll part

[Verse 2]
I'm sorry I don't know why your car is missing
I didn't sell it, I swear, do you think I would dare?
I'm sorry I shot you with my Smith & Wesson
I didn't think you would die, baby, please don't die

[Chorus 2]
So bye bye bye bye bye, baby please don't be upset
I tried my hardest, and I went the farthest, but it wasn't enough for me yet
Shoulda seen this coming, shoulda had your ass running, shoulda shut that damn door in your face
But I let you barge into me, and then I just let you be, and I'll just take a look at this place