[Verse 1]
It's December 25th, I start to f*cking twitch
Bah Hum Bug, You know that I'm a Grinch
I'm dressing up like sandy claws and walking down the street
With a big red bag full of body parts
I be wrapping up heads, then put them in your bed
f*ck your milk and cookies I be eating the dead
I'm a sick mother f*cker, my eyes are red
I think my face is green because I'm drinking down Ted's
Now, hockety pockety wockety wack, chopping up bodies to put in my bag
Don't get mad, don't get sad, I be coming back
With all your relatives, and they ready for dinner
Now do you want a leg, or do you want some breast?
Now, on to the next house here we f*cking go
I'm leaving body parts underneath the Christmas tree
This ain't no random act I'm not hitting every house
Just the people that be on my mother f*cking naughty list yo
Shut the f*ck up, hold still
I'm going to put your b*tch ass in my f*cking Santa sack
[Chrous]
Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th
Christmas Time, Where the f*cking weed at
I'm a Grinch, Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th
p*ssing Gasoline, Torture your desire
Christmas Time, Where the f*cking weed at
[Verse 2]
I'm going into town, this b*tch I want to burn
Only devils and demons be f*cking hovering within
So I fly above and start p*ssing gasoline
So they think its going to rain, then I light it kablaym!
Then I'm going through remains of bloody bodies and damn
I'm finding all kinds of sh*t that Satan wanted man
Even that big b*tch has been good this year
So I'm dropping dead bodies at the gates of hell
I'm not a demon or doing devils dirty work
I'm just sick of this world that we live in
All these people in the public should positive
Or sure get the jigsaw, everybody
Do you want to play a game
Or do you want to kick back, and get blazed
Chill the f*ck out, Do Unto Others
Or I'll be cooking your family next Christmas
Chill the f*ck out and have a merry f*cking Christmas, beyatch!