Doo Doo Pants lyrics

[Verse 1: Hopsin]
Now I was in the club with a fine ass chick (Fo' Sho')
A bad b*tch that was making that ass dip
Then I accidentally let some gas slip
I realized I had to take a real bad sh*t
So I said shorty, I won't be able to sext you
I really gotta to make my way to the restroom
I found a spot I could pop a squat
But I was blocked by some n*ggas tryna' pop n' lock
I was pooin' everywhere tryna' stow through the club
I just kept cool acting like I didn't know what it was
When I got to the bathroom, I twisted on the door knob (f*ck)
The doors locked (sh*t) oh god, I started banging till' someone yelled yo' stop
I shouldve never ate my moms f*ckin' porkchops
Then I sh*tted in my pants (say what?)
And some n*ggas thought I was doin' a dance that I made

[Hook:}
Now do this dance called doo doo pants
And drop that sh*t to the flo'
Now drop that sh*t to the flo'
Now drop that sh*t to the flo'
Drop that sh*t to the flo'
Drop that sh*t to the flo'
Drop that sh*t to the flo'
Drop that sh*t to the flo'
[Verse 2: SwizZz]
Its about 10:45 and im ready to ride
But first I got somethin' to do
(and whats that?) I just gobbled a big mac
A bag of sour patch and now its time to take a dook
Aye yo Hop (whats up?) wheres the bathroom man? (why?)
My n*gga, you should already know (know what?)
Ive got a monster in my tummy, its about to get ugly
Motherf*cker (what?) im about to blow
I can feel it pokein' out like a nipple
Its drippin' down my leg (eh) now its official
I'mma need a double XL, some sprain a fanta, open the window
Lots of tissue, and a very large can
For a very large dump, its turning in my gut
Hop dawg forget about your shower, cancel our show
I'mma need a couple hours

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