Scam Lessons lyrics

[hook]
If you got good credit you deserve to get scammed
I’m like the rich Robin Hood, stealing sh*t cause I’m the man
I got a SSN from L.A. it belonged to Jared Goff
I even stole my own identity to throw the feds off
They caught me with a stolen ID that said I’m Bugs Bunny
He had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny
I didn’t even want his credit cards or money
Swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up Lola Bunny

[verse 1]
If you got a 700 credit score I’m coming for your ass
Still remember Silk Road where I bought my first hood pass
If you only rob people with good credit its not illegal
On the dark web i bought a real CounterStrike Deagle
If you want to be like me you need to get a VPN
Download Tor browser man then we let the fun begin
I check my email on the dark web then hit Facebook dot com
And I friend some old-ass moms and pretend to be their son
I tell ‘em I’m in school and I need 100 iPhones for college
The next day I flip ‘em, put 50 Gs in my wallet (knowlegde)
I did a Super Mario scam, i got 8 bit coin (mama mia)
Got a free week at Planet Fitness, then I didn’t join
I got a number of different scams, I'll talk about each
Downloaded credit card info from the Hooters data breach
I bought an embosser and a fresh card from the plug
It had a picture of an orc smoking that zugzug