Prada 2016 lyrics

[Intro: Lisa Schultz]
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN
We're here at the presidential debate with candidate Joanne Prada
Joanne Prada has been a controversial candidate
Since the beginning of the presidential race
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you
With the economy in the trash
What would you do to help fix it?

[Verse 1: Ayesha Erotica]
Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pus*y for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, f*ck being alive
Kill еveryone now, you won't survive
Our national anthеm is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of maths, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, your sex means sh*t
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? b*tch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]
Now, candidate Joanne Prada, the people want to know
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day be like in The White House?
What would you do? Who would you bring?

[Verse 2: Ayesha Erotica]
Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I'd let Lindsay free, you can't f*ck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? b*tch, it's apparent
I climb the poles, they poke my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On our money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough

[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]
Now, Joanne, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"
What would you do to ensure the voters who support you
Would be happy with the outcome?

[Verse 3: Ayesha Erotica]
I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your p*ss from a wine glass
I'll f*ck your dad, I'll f*ck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your stepdaughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jeb Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke in a gay bar
And Hilary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her sh*t together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? b*tch, you'll never
[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]
Now Miss Prada, you've made some wonderful statements
And a lot of valid points
Do you have any last messages for listeners and viewers today? Well?

[Bridge: Ayesha Erotica]
Vote for Prada, b*tch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, b*tch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
b*tch, yes, she can!
Vote for Prada, b*tch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, b*tch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
No, seriously, the sign-ups right over there, folks!

[Outro: Ayesha Erotica]
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne
b*tch, yes, she can!