NGSUNC lyrics

Here we go, I'm back online
And oh f*ck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello!", I send "whatever."
'Cuz to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute, but all he wants is a photoshoot!
"Hey babygirl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my di*k"
Oh, please, boy don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your pieces sag
You f*ck my friends and your fathers friends
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudеs

(Oh my god, how did he get my number?)
(Did you givе it to him?)
(Wh-why would I do that?)
(Okay yeah I did)
(Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!)
(URGH!)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(Oh my god!)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(You're f*cking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(What the f*ck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(f*ck you, Chad)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now!
It's so annoying and f*cking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey di*k!
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally f*cking harassing me!
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game, but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You'll grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, b*tch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait before we start the chase, I wanna check my MySpace

(Okay, you got his address?)
(I thought you had it and who said you were driving?)
(You don't even know how to drive!)
(Besides, you're in charge of the music)
(Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music)
(Says who?)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
(You're gonna die)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
(He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
(Ahaha, f*cking loser)
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f*cking kill Chad
(You're gonna f*cking die-aha)

Aha
Aha
You're gonna f*cking die-aha
Aha
Aha
Aha
You're gonna f*cking die

Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
(We got you, b*tch!)
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
(It was totally worth it)
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
(That's what you f*cking get!)
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
We f*cking killed Chad
Yeah we f*cking killed Chad
(You f*cking loser)