Oh what a happy day
I hope it never goes away
And my (ASS)
I hope I'm never mean
(Go ahead and scratch that b*tch)
If I am ever mean, please. (ASS ASS, IT AIN'T ME)
And then go away, to a happy place
And I am being happy, I put a smile on
And then I mow my lawn, (go ahead and scratch that b*tch) with a lawnmower made of smiles
(OH GOD THIS di*k)
It takes less muscles to smile, then it does to kill a child
So -laughter-
We've got to save the children, with smiles!
Wanna know how I got these scars? They're from smiling hard!
Never call a woman a b*tch, unless it's a female dog
And then you pet that b*tch. Pet it till it smiles. (It's ok to kiss that b*tch) (Don't give it attention)
Go ahead and scratch that b*tch
One day that b*tch ---